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fhyrlight:

dreamswithoutsleeping:

No but seriously can you ship a country with another country? Because after tonight I see it happening.

hello welcome to hetalia

upyougocatnip:

HE MAKES BREAD JOKES TOO (x)

I really shouldn’t be laughing this hard

all-hail-the-moffinator:

sackville-baggins:

sackville-baggins:

Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die

He died.

I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.

Einstein man.

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

lizzyphantomhive:

klainestuck:

hurlold:

deb-ultimatefangirloftheuniverse:

askthemariobros:

Number one rule of Tumblr:

ALWAYS REBLOG THE DARN CREATOR IF HE IS ON YOUR DASHBOARD.

If you don’t, get off Tumblr. Now.

woop woop party time up in here yo.

He looks like that guy off of glee in the wheel chair.

did someone really just say he looks like kevin mchale

Omg it’s my birthday too!

Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.

me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it. 
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.

the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy:

sometimes i look at my blog and I just go

“that is a good blog. i’d follow me.”

TIMEY WIMEY FANDOMSTUCK

japhers:

older-aang:

kuro-tokyo:

scared the shit out of me every time

my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It